Fifi's diary

Missed me? Good morning people, how’s your holiday going? Please don’t let it go to waste, maximize it, thank you (I’m such a chicken, why the thank you?), my exam is in two days, almost done reading, the revision will start today, the library ain’t open I’ll be doing something different today, and hopefully, you’ll enjoy it.  Have you guys(either male or female) ever been in a very weird relationship with someone, so much that you don’t know what is happening, whether you guys are exclusive or not, or you’re friends? Trust me; it’s the most confusing thing ever. So, that’s what I wanna talk about (hehehe, some people’s ears have stretched already, you people like relationship talk too much jere) maybe I shouldn’t even talk about it again…okay, okay, calm down, I was just kidding… BTW, I’m not being specific; I’m just talking about what happens generally among youths and older teens. ...

(Panting) Good evening loves, just got back from the library, it’s 7:31pm and I’ve been there since 8:28am, my hard work will pay off in Jesus’ name, and there’s God’s grace too. so guys how was your day? mine didn’t start out too nicely, I woke up on the right side of the bed, but then I woke up to read, and there was no reception in the room, I was mad, in fact, I went to the corridor sef, still there was nothing, later on, airtel decided to do rubbish (I borrowed airtime for the first time ever some days back, I just wanted #50 bucks, but guess what those misleading people lent me- #500 I was angryyyyy, then today they sent ,me one stupid message like this, saying something about me owing #498, I was furious to the max this morning,  I was close to yelling at the woman, my grammar was not even fluent, I didn’t even sound like a final year ENGLISH student, but it was not my fault, it was rectified sha) my day was better eventually, and I ...

Good morning friends😊, I’m a bit out of ideas on what to write, my brain is kinda dry, why? Because I’m reading, that’s what reading does to the brain, it saps out all the fun,  as in, I’m waiting from my brain to produce something, but nothing is coming forth, and I definitely  do not want you to get bored with whatever I’m reading , okay lemme just tell you a teeny weeny  tiny bit, I’m reading literature, something about the theories in Literature, right now I’m on post structuralism( believes that language is unreliable, and it doesn’t possess absolute meaning) I concur, I mean they’ll just tell us different letters written together mean a particular thing.    I’m reading in the room today, was too tired to do that space keeping ish, I have a target, to finish literature by 1pm, and start English(grammar) when it’s 3pm ( it’s 11am already)       I’...

Gooooodd morning dearies, today is Sunday, and I’m freaking late, it’s 7:14 am, I slept, according to my roommates at 3:30, and I woke up at 6:58,I’ll tell you what I was not doing, I wasn’t reading. I was seeing a criminal law movie (it’s a feat!!!!) I didn’t see those high school movies and all, it was awesome!!!- HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER … Sad news was that I didn’t finish watching (issokay be grinning there). I’ll have to come back to finish this writeup, cos I’m already late…so TTYL after church      6:01 pm, no no no no no!!!!! I didn’t just get back from church. Definitely not. I’m not even the president so why do you think I just got back? The thing’s that I got back, ate, slept, and saw a movie…err yeah that’s about it. I even forgot partially that I hadn’t completed my entry…this is how is happened ROOMMATE: Lois! Your blog!! LOIS: OH MY GOD!!! ...

Hi loveys, I hope it’s a pleasant morning wherever you are, because it is, here. I woke up late today, it’s allowed cos, today is Saturday, it’s 7:19am, some of you guys may be sleeping, (sleepy heads). No rushing to the library today, I must read in my room today, max of 4hrs. Why am I yawning? I slept na, as in for a very long time (lemme calculate – I’m too ashamed to say the hours, okay I’ll say it, 10hrs). Yeah, whatever, it is you that know; at least I’ll read overnight today.       LOOOOOL, I’m not psycho, but I just remembered something that made me laugh, I’ll tell you, so just chillax. This morning ehn I saw a post that read ‘what do you call your gf/bf?’ I read this out loud to my roommates and they started on it, saying all sorts of names like ‘baby (I hate this with passion), shuga, okan mi (my heart), oju mi (my eyes- what happened to the real eyes o?) honeypie (have they ever...

Hello people (this actually reminds me of a line in one of the plays we acted for our fellowship drama), how was your night BTW? Mine was awesome, I still feel sleepy, although it’s 7:12 am. I slept at 11pm, and set my alarm to wake me up at these respective periods : 2:30am( I knew I was jonzing, I just wanted to prove to myself that I was a superhero and I could wake up 3hrs30mins after I slept, I didn’t even hear it ring); 3:30am( I was like, I should try to be awake at this time, at least 4hrs30mins should be enough, but in my heart of hearts I knew I loved sleep too much to do that) then the last one was set for 4am( this one is an everyday thing, I wake up by this time almost every day) little did I know I wouldn’t wake up at the sound of the alarm…wait o I think I did, yeah I did, just enough to check on my phone, and to fight the daily inner battle ‘do I have to wake up ni? abeg I’m too tired, I can sleep for just 30 mins more now’ event...

Hiiiiii, good morning, how was your niiiight?( wait o, did I sound enthusiastic, because that wasn’t what I hoped for( chai! must you misunderstand me?) It’s not like I wasn’t looking forward to talking to you today, But the thing is I feel sleepy, yeah yeah, I know it’s 5:50am and a good student should be awake by then, but it ain’t my fault, I slept really late yesterday(I’ll tell you why if you must know, because I can feel your ears twitching for more information, don’t be disappointed when I tell you why, because I’m not a very fun person), The reason for my sleeping late was because I SAW A MOVIE… Please don’t judge me, or label me as an unserious person, the thing is I CANNOT COME AND GO AND DIE!!!, abeegi, kilode?? I was stressed out, and I had to look for an outlet. You’re not totally innocent sef, but don’t let me start on you.           It’s not like I...