Fifi's diary

Missed me? Good morning people, how’s your holiday going? Please don’t let it go to waste, maximize it, thank you (I’m such a chicken, why the thank you?), my exam is in two days, almost done reading, the revision will start today, the library ain’t open I’ll be doing something different today, and hopefully, you’ll enjoy it.  Have you guys(either male or female) ever been in a very weird relationship with someone, so much that you don’t know what is happening, whether you guys are exclusive or not, or you’re friends? Trust me; it’s the most confusing thing ever. So, that’s what I wanna talk about (hehehe, some people’s ears have stretched already, you people like relationship talk too much jere) maybe I shouldn’t even talk about it again…okay, okay, calm down, I was just kidding… BTW, I’m not being specific; I’m just talking about what happens generally among youths and older teens.     Okay, let’s start. If relationships with people started like this, life would be easier: BOY: go

(Panting) Good evening loves, just got back from the library, it’s 7:31pm and I’ve been there since 8:28am, my hard work will pay off in Jesus’ name, and there’s God’s grace too. so guys how was your day? mine didn’t start out too nicely, I woke up on the right side of the bed, but then I woke up to read, and there was no reception in the room, I was mad, in fact, I went to the corridor sef, still there was nothing, later on, airtel decided to do rubbish (I borrowed airtime for the first time ever some days back, I just wanted #50 bucks, but guess what those misleading people lent me- #500 I was angryyyyy, then today they sent ,me one stupid message like this, saying something about me owing #498, I was furious to the max this morning,  I was close to yelling at the woman, my grammar was not even fluent, I didn’t even sound like a final year ENGLISH student, but it was not my fault, it was rectified sha) my day was better eventually, and I am glad, I like being a happy person.    Exam

Good morning friends😊, I’m a bit out of ideas on what to write, my brain is kinda dry, why? Because I’m reading, that’s what reading does to the brain, it saps out all the fun,  as in, I’m waiting from my brain to produce something, but nothing is coming forth, and I definitely  do not want you to get bored with whatever I’m reading , okay lemme just tell you a teeny weeny  tiny bit, I’m reading literature, something about the theories in Literature, right now I’m on post structuralism( believes that language is unreliable, and it doesn’t possess absolute meaning) I concur, I mean they’ll just tell us different letters written together mean a particular thing.    I’m reading in the room today, was too tired to do that space keeping ish, I have a target, to finish literature by 1pm, and start English(grammar) when it’s 3pm ( it’s 11am already)       I’m very sorry, I’m such a bore, but Exams na the koko. Love youuuu. Plus I dunno if I’m sorry this post is really short, but I’m sorry

Gooooodd morning dearies, today is Sunday, and I’m freaking late, it’s 7:14 am, I slept, according to my roommates at 3:30, and I woke up at 6:58,I’ll tell you what I was not doing, I wasn’t reading. I was seeing a criminal law movie (it’s a feat!!!!) I didn’t see those high school movies and all, it was awesome!!!- HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER … Sad news was that I didn’t finish watching (issokay be grinning there). I’ll have to come back to finish this writeup, cos I’m already late…so TTYL after church      6:01 pm, no no no no no!!!!! I didn’t just get back from church. Definitely not. I’m not even the president so why do you think I just got back? The thing’s that I got back, ate, slept, and saw a movie…err yeah that’s about it. I even forgot partially that I hadn’t completed my entry…this is how is happened ROOMMATE: Lois! Your blog!! LOIS: OH MY GOD!!! I FORGOT, no, it’s not like I forgot, I actually remembered, but I was tired. ROOMMATE: Really? Guys, please no it’s not like

Hi loveys, I hope it’s a pleasant morning wherever you are, because it is, here. I woke up late today, it’s allowed cos, today is Saturday, it’s 7:19am, some of you guys may be sleeping, (sleepy heads). No rushing to the library today, I must read in my room today, max of 4hrs. Why am I yawning? I slept na, as in for a very long time (lemme calculate – I’m too ashamed to say the hours, okay I’ll say it, 10hrs). Yeah, whatever, it is you that know; at least I’ll read overnight today.       LOOOOOL, I’m not psycho, but I just remembered something that made me laugh, I’ll tell you, so just chillax. This morning ehn I saw a post that read ‘what do you call your gf/bf?’ I read this out loud to my roommates and they started on it, saying all sorts of names like ‘baby (I hate this with passion), shuga, okan mi (my heart), oju mi (my eyes- what happened to the real eyes o?) honeypie (have they ever tasted honeypie sef) and so on. I know you’re not laughing, but it made me really high on laugh

Hello people (this actually reminds me of a line in one of the plays we acted for our fellowship drama), how was your night BTW? Mine was awesome, I still feel sleepy, although it’s 7:12 am. I slept at 11pm, and set my alarm to wake me up at these respective periods : 2:30am( I knew I was jonzing, I just wanted to prove to myself that I was a superhero and I could wake up 3hrs30mins after I slept, I didn’t even hear it ring); 3:30am( I was like, I should try to be awake at this time, at least 4hrs30mins should be enough, but in my heart of hearts I knew I loved sleep too much to do that) then the last one was set for 4am( this one is an everyday thing, I wake up by this time almost every day) little did I know I wouldn’t wake up at the sound of the alarm…wait o I think I did, yeah I did, just enough to check on my phone, and to fight the daily inner battle ‘do I have to wake up ni? abeg I’m too tired, I can sleep for just 30 mins more now’ eventually I decided I’d sleep, LOL… the holy

Hiiiiii, good morning, how was your niiiight?( wait o, did I sound enthusiastic, because that wasn’t what I hoped for( chai! must you misunderstand me?) It’s not like I wasn’t looking forward to talking to you today, But the thing is I feel sleepy, yeah yeah, I know it’s 5:50am and a good student should be awake by then, but it ain’t my fault, I slept really late yesterday(I’ll tell you why if you must know, because I can feel your ears twitching for more information, don’t be disappointed when I tell you why, because I’m not a very fun person), The reason for my sleeping late was because I SAW A MOVIE… Please don’t judge me, or label me as an unserious person, the thing is I CANNOT COME AND GO AND DIE!!!, abeegi, kilode?? I was stressed out, and I had to look for an outlet. You’re not totally innocent sef, but don’t let me start on you.           It’s not like I’m a newsman (or lady) but I just have to say the weather is cool, really cool. Plus finally guys…guess what- do you really

Hi there, it’s 6:08, on this surprisingly warm inside, but cold outside morning. I’m really sorry if you do not understand that, you should try to read it two more times, and if you still don’t, you should get help-yeah, help from the holy spirit, trust me, I’m not that mean. I’ve been checking my phone countless times, just to see if I have a whatsapp  message, I know that you already think the message I’m expecting is from a boy…(us young adults and our default state of mind sha) FYI, it’s actually from a male, but the male here is my dad. Yeah, you read that right, do not be confused my dear friend, my dad is my padi, plus we were supposed to have a meeting at 5:30,but because I slept late and woke up early to read something about tenses, we were not able to chat, and I feel really bad, cos it’s the second time in a row.(My friend, Toye told me to read it INTENSIVELY, or is it EXTENSIVELY? So much is expected from English students that you dare not make a mistake grammatically, plus

(in the voice of a radio presenter) Hi there, good morning, it’s 6:49am here in my room, and you’re welcome to this still titleless article (trust me, I’m really working on the title, it ain’t just easy rara)…BTW, this my system, sorry laptop( there’s actually no difference, but mom feels differently),as I was saying, this laptop is not fresh o, you need to see how it’s just underlining my work negatively, mtchew.      As, you might have noticed, I just write as it comes, it might be weird, but trust me, it’s easier for me, than to have premeditated gist written here. Anyways, I have to hurry up here because, I have to rush to the library to secure seats for Toye and I…please don’t even go there, I’m not being mean, just smart, hehehe, I like how I can sometimes read your mind before you even utter anything, it’s nothing joh, I’m just a superb psychic, but that doesn’t mean you should ask me if I know what you’re about to eat, I won’t tell you because there’s no point #tongueout. (Doe

Hullos, it’s 7:51, on this hot Monday morning, so hot that my fan is still on at this time of the day. Okay, I wrote my first short, and by short, I mean very very short story yesterday. In truth, I wanted to submit it, but my dear friend told me to write with another subject matter in view, hey! not that he didn’t like it, he definitely did, but the truth is that I never know what to write, I just have to take my laptop, and start writing ‘as the spirit leads ’…LOL I’m sure the devil also says that caption. Exams in the air, I mean, I literally can smell it, lemme tell you what it smells like…Have you ever being to a very old library or a place where books have been stored for a very long time? yeahhh that choking smell huh? That’s exactly what exams smell like to me… It smells like heaven to my dear cousin sha, I mean, she says she prefers exams to assignments.     BTW, I’ve got an exam on Thursday, yeah this coming Thursday…Lois!!! stop scaring yourself!!! Okay I’m sure you probabl

  Okay, its Sunday, 3:51 pm, and I'm really bored, so what do I do? I grab a pen(the pen we were given in church) and my journal, the irony of what I'm doing right now is that I honestly do not know what to write, but never mind , I can't be that dull, something will eventually come up, but what? I chew my gum with more force, stare around like there's inspiration written in the air, or on my cute little pink fan,or my wall…Yes! my wall! My freaking wall!     Okay, now I think I can actually write a little about my wall, I'm a very spontaneous person if you know me quite well(I, that woke up one morning and decided to walk all the way to Tonkere and from there to spider, I'll tushen it up by calling it a hike and not just any walk cos I dressed appropriately). Now I'm staring at my wall, I wish I could describe my wall…I actually can, to some extent, I have a blue and white wall paper, but me, being Lois considered it a bit too dull, and then, I decided to