Fifi's diary

Hello people, I’m sorry for taking this long,  I have a problem, emabinu( means I’m sorry) I think I’ve lost the touch, it saddens me, but I’ll still talk sha, I hope y’all have been good though? I am just there, immensely bored, I’m available for invitation( even though I really like my room, I am a really confused person, as much as I complain of boredom, I do not like stepping out of my comfort zone, so I should just keep my mouth shut)…   You know I have been secretly wondering if people actually take time to read what I write, I mean, except for the people that I know will read it (I was surprised when I knew some of my friends didn’t read the write up, whatever, it’s not like it’s paining me sef) Anyways, I have something to say that’s really bothering me, and it won’t be bad to vent a little.   Okay, what I want to talk about is friendship, yeah yeah, I’ve talked about it, I know, but t...

Have you ever had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day? Yeah, that was my day, plus I do not think a lesson will come out of this, (okay I lost my manners.) Hey loves, good morning and how have you been? Great to hear that.  Aww I’m sorry the Lord is your strength.   Okay today’s Sunday, I know you think I spent my morning in church, nah I didn’t. I spent it in the student union’s security room. Yeah, you heard me right; I wish I could add a picture of how I was. My hair was in a mess, I wore my pj’s and I was hungry and dejected mann!! Alright Alright , I know you want to hear the whole gist. I’ll start right now, this was how it all started (imagine the flashback scenario that takes place in movies, yeah, that white light…hehehe)   I woke up around 8, to my roomies talking, okay, not talking discussing, whatever, same words, I know. Okay, I woke up, and asked them what the problem was, and they were like one of my roomi...

Yaaaayyy!!! I’m hooomee!!! I’m sure you think I’m the most excited person here, but really, out of 100% I’m 35% excited, I know you sha want to know why. The thing is that I’m at my aunt’s place, and it’s overly quiet. Have you ever heard silence? Well I have, and I’m listening to it (oh these dogs just had to spoil it) silence is really loud if you pay close attention, I can’t quite describe the sound. Anyways my journey was surprisingly long(I assumed you asked about it, how sweet of you) I was in my head all through the journey, I was really paranoid too though, every little time, I’ll ask myself ’why is this guy speeding? Why am I the only one that looks scared?’ And then, I’ll pray a little. It was sha long, in short.     I hope you enjoyed your church meetings?  Cos I did, though to be truthful, I was really hungry, and I was a bit overly conscious of time (I’m always time cons...

Good evening, fellas!!!  How ya doin’? Hope ya good? Coz I am okay. Anyways, hope your day went well? I’m sorry this is coming in late, I had the BEST DAY EVER (okay, for those of you that might take it literally, that’s not what I meant. I meant that I had the worstest day ever…  As in, I wouldn’t want today to repeat itself, like ever. There was no water in the hostel, or outside, I had the worst stomach ache ever, and I had to leave school to bathe!!!! Can you beat that???!!! cos I can’t.     Okay guys, you wanna know what I want to talk about today? Okay guess. Nah you’re wrong…try again…last try…okay that’s that. Today, I’ll be talking about friendship. Yeah yeah, I know you know the meaning of friendship, but I’ll be practical, you know, in a way that we can relate.    Should I start by defining it? FRIENDSHIP -‘The state of being friends (or friendly).’ T...

How are you, my friend? It’s been a very long while, yeah yeah, exam ish. Well, I’m done now, and I slept the hell out of me… I hope yours are going on well, and if you’re done, let’s partaaayyy. Oh!! Sorry guys that aren’t done, I so didn’t mean to make you feel jealous bahahahaha!!!     You know, (I know you don’t know, just used to the phrase), I was going through my pictures today (I’m saying today like it’s 7pm, hehehe it’s just 5:13am. people are still asleep)… sorrrrry about the break in transmission, will try not to do that again, even though I’m still doing it. Okay Lois stop!!!!! you’ll bore people out!!!      Okay, as I was saying, I was taking a look at my pictures, not to see how fine they are, or how ugly I was, I even like keeping a few ugly pictures, one can’t be fine always, we aren’t always flawless, sorry Beyoncé (this laptop autoco...

Missed me? Good morning people, how’s your holiday going? Please don’t let it go to waste, maximize it, thank you (I’m such a chicken, why the thank you?), my exam is in two days, almost done reading, the revision will start today, the library ain’t open I’ll be doing something different today, and hopefully, you’ll enjoy it.  Have you guys(either male or female) ever been in a very weird relationship with someone, so much that you don’t know what is happening, whether you guys are exclusive or not, or you’re friends? Trust me; it’s the most confusing thing ever. So, that’s what I wanna talk about (hehehe, some people’s ears have stretched already, you people like relationship talk too much jere) maybe I shouldn’t even talk about it again…okay, okay, calm down, I was just kidding… BTW, I’m not being specific; I’m just talking about what happens generally among youths and older teens. ...

(Panting) Good evening loves, just got back from the library, it’s 7:31pm and I’ve been there since 8:28am, my hard work will pay off in Jesus’ name, and there’s God’s grace too. so guys how was your day? mine didn’t start out too nicely, I woke up on the right side of the bed, but then I woke up to read, and there was no reception in the room, I was mad, in fact, I went to the corridor sef, still there was nothing, later on, airtel decided to do rubbish (I borrowed airtime for the first time ever some days back, I just wanted #50 bucks, but guess what those misleading people lent me- #500 I was angryyyyy, then today they sent ,me one stupid message like this, saying something about me owing #498, I was furious to the max this morning,  I was close to yelling at the woman, my grammar was not even fluent, I didn’t even sound like a final year ENGLISH student, but it was not my fault, it was rectified sha) my day was better eventually, and I ...